Good one. Reminds me of a Lewis Grizzard original.
Elderly couple goes to a sex therapist for consultation about there sex life. The Doctor suggest
that he witness there act on a bed in one of the therapy rooms. This, they agree to, perform for
the Doctor and he advises that he sees nothing wrong with there performance and sends them
on their way. A few days later the couple returns and has the Doctor once again witness
and evaluate their performance. Again the Doctor gives them a clean bill of sex, says there
is nothing unusual or lacking in their sex lives. A few days later they return for another session
and the Doctor ask them why they keep on returning when he sees nothing wrong with their
sex lives. To this the Man says, Well she's married to someone else, so we can't do it at her
house, I'm married to someone else so we can't do it at my house, the Holiday Inn charges
$75 a night and the Days Inn charges $70 a night. We are both on Med-a-Care and our
co-pay for your services, with a private room is only $10 a visit. Why should we go anywhere
else?
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