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CCC, Just wondering if moistness has set in and are you getting all lathered up with 52 cars already entered at the CSN and the list still grows, man if they get over 70 , you might just spontaneously combust, What if they got 80 would your head spin like the chick did in Exorcist and if so I feel for the "Chauffer", So CCC let the Marination begin. Correct?

OMG... JD, CCC will take the baby buggy by ARP and get a wing fitted, and then stop by and get 4 fresh little Hoosiers, and get a new belt to hold the little one in. then take her home clean it up real good for the trip. Hell you know he's already packed and ready to go, cause he will be the first one at the gate. Sportin his racin gear, car count in his front pocket, a big ole hat with the 2 drink holders on top, and a empty coffee can to put under his seat cause he won't miss a lap. LMAO!!!

 Randy       

       DIRT TRACKIN
"When it's wet slide it in"

wow. I don't which one makes me laugh more, your account or Randy's.

I'll just say this - in the days leading up to the CSN and especially the drive down there - I will go through lots of lube and tissues LMAO.

If that winds out of the south JD - I'll be high as a kite on burger smoke all night long.....lol

And if they do get 70. Right before the final sprint finale on saturday night.........I will take off streakingaround the go kart track in the infield. The occasion will live in infamy! lol. And my ensuing arrest will make for a worthy Tidbit mention. lol. You dudes just better come bail my ass out afterwards - because every second spent in a jail cell with nothing on but a tubesock will be EXTREMELY HAZARDOUS!!!

LMAO.

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Just don't bend over

David Smith Jr.
www.oklahomatidbits.com

I do have ambition that is somewhat similar.

I want to be tied to the top wing of the Hog Wagon with lil Joe at the wheel and flying around the cushion at SFS. It will redefine the notion of an "in car action camera" lol. But I make no promises there won't be a mess to clean up afterwards.

In clearer terms - I want to pee on an ARP wing. LMAO.

But since the closest I could ever get to accomplishing that dream would be to play the WoO ratbag game with a head full of LSD.....I'll settle for the grandstand attire you fit me with. And that all sounds great - you are just missing one thing. I want a huge hat like the Cheese Heads the GB Packer fans wear at Lambeau Field football games.....lol. Except instead of a big piece of cheese - I want it to be the Hog Wagon. I will wear this along with the tube sock in my first ever attempt at streaking around the go kart track at Cowtown Speedway. I strongly believe the 71 team should view this as a free advertising opportunity! LMAO.

geez I better get off the comp. Or as JD/Jannie would put it - plug my "computer restrictor" back in lol.

restrictor ON!

::::goodbye::::

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hell I better make bail before I ever get near the showers! lmao.

I'm countin on Team 71. Surely they would not let me down for their own amusement.

Actually I better rethink this one! lol.

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It would be James that would be cleaning the wing, so don't count on him bailing your naked ass out of jail!!!!

 Randy       

       DIRT TRACKIN
"When it's wet slide it in"

Wow TMI TMI lol

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands 
in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he 
stands at times of challenge and controversy." 
Martin Luther King, Jr. 

Erich Petersen 

Maybe Darin will read this and put out a press release that "CCC an out of state Cowtown fan"will cirlce the Kart Track in the buff because of overexcitemnet and joy of 70 plus Sprint Cars for the CSN, he could bill you on a Press release as a "Novelty" and tell everyone to get there early for best seats to view this.I guess you decide how many laps you could make before the cops tackle ya.

Hey if you did get arrested we'd bring a Marinated Chesseburger from Whataburger cause it is just down the road on I-20 and we

d get ya a Double or Triple Cheeseburger in case if your cell mate "Bubba" might want a bite, but I think the "Chauffuer" would come bail you out by noon next day ,so you could get to the track on Sat. afternoon and enjoy some "Greasy Fries" with the Chauffeur, Dammit,my bad CCC, that would be the wrong food for the Chauffuer.

Hey Cody I found the perfect hat... All you need is some red tape, bailing wire, two cup holders and 3ft of clear hose. Then you can paint your body with red paint and put a yellow 71 on your chest and back. But when you attach the cork screw use a belt don't hold it between your cheeks. Cause if you fall on your ASS when to cops are chasing you and have to go to a Texas hospital you would be screwed because they hate HOGS that fell off the WAGON just as bad as they hate a Sooner !!!!!

 Randy       

       DIRT TRACKIN
"When it's wet slide it in"

Between JD and Randy's last posts.....for the 1st time in a while I am actually speechless lol.

Doesn't happen often - and surely it will be shortlived. I'll think of good response later tonight lol.

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And you have'nt even heard from Unc yet................................

Let me know when your ready, I've been saving some stuff up.

(example)

Is the Red Head that last carried you out of SFS on her shoulder considered to be:

(a) just my sister

(b) close to the "Hog Wagon" but not as fast as Joe Jr.

(c) my baby momma

(d) all of the above

Well at least on this I can honestly answer the letter b. However, I am not sure about the letter c.

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands 
in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he 
stands at times of challenge and controversy." 
Martin Luther King, Jr. 

Erich Petersen 

D- all of the above plus a few more unmentionables. But "a" we all know you can do a lot better than that, SO BRING IT!!!! LOL Cause he has been pretty hard on you in the past. Or have you gotin soft in your OLD AGE????

 Randy       

       DIRT TRACKIN
"When it's wet slide it in"

OK, well I just stumbled onto this post, and I must say:

I actually think some of you out there are as pumped up for this race as I am!

Right now we're sitting at 55 CSN sprint entries...of which:

-4 drivers run regularly with the WoO

-3 of the top 5 finishers in last nights ASCoC feature race are entered at the CSN

-I'm still thinking we're going to be right around the '70' mark come race night in the sprint division. My gut feeling was 67 a few months back. Quite a few drivers are still yet expected to enter, so I think that should be a pretty safe estimate.

But now, I'm sorry to inform you that I have some information that might take some of the wind out of your sails:

We have moved the infield go-kart track next to the overflow pit area; which is way behind the grandstands...and no one will be able to see you on it.

There are probably people frolicking "in the buff" or doing untold things on that track during the races on the full track - but we just don't know about it...

Darin, CCC is definately close to blowing a gasket on this car count for the Sprint Cars and 70 could just do it for the poor fella.

Well since there is no Go Kart track anymore , guess CCC will have to find him another gear and consume some mass quantities of liquid courage and just make a trek around the 1/4 mile oval, I am thinking CCC will run the cushion the whole time, he has told us before that that is the only fast way around Cowtown.

I think CCC has lost his touch because he is being awfully quite on this subject I have been looking for a good essay... or maybe there is some truth to all of this LOL!!!

 Randy       

       DIRT TRACKIN
"When it's wet slide it in"

lmao.

it's kind of like the "16th green" at a golf course huh? lol.

well so much for that idea.....better go with plan B. which is to drag race naked down the chute where the cars enter. that would probably provide the best protection from being drilled by security/track workers anyway.

thanks for the heads up Darin.

on a more serious (but yet somehow related) note - how many winged 600's are you guys expecting? I think Jerrod Wilson has tentative plans on being there. I figure if he's thinkin bout it so are several others from north of the Red River.

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lmao.

I could just in fact be planning something really audacious. I don't think Hannagan has Penthouse sponsorship anymore - otherwise I could somehow talk someone into stealing a pace truck then jumpin in his car and getting a quick push. That would be a way to do something naked without worrying about being tackled (at least at the track - not so sure bout the jailhouse) - because aint no one gonna take too big a chance with an expensive sprint car.

Actually I should go a cooler route. If I can finally win that damn lottery (winning the 50/50 at I-44 didn't quite get me there lol) - I could offer senior and junior some huge sponsorship - like 10,000$ - and insted of my name on the car - we could find some hot girl with big boobs and have her get on top the sprinter on the pace laps. It would be unforgettable. Crowd would love it. Everyone in the joint would stop to watch. I even got the girl in mind.....but I best keep that one private lol. But it could in fact be that same girl that carried me out of SFS Unc! lmao.

Don't worry Mr. Short - no audacious plan will ever come to fruition at any of your huge shows - it would have to be at a track I would never mind visiting again lol. Which leads me to think Meeker or Ada are prime options. Funny enough - champ sprints run there all the time lol. hmmm.....lol

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go karts?

You're almost bullseye on that one JD. You already know - it's not just the 70 sprints I'm excited about.

I'll have you know the 40 or so winged go karts along with those 70 sprints has me combusting onto nearby objects consistently and in large amounts!

And yes sir Mr. Porter you know me well............I do love myself a thick cushion lmao. makes me wanna race all day every day lol.

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