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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings
are
the only animals that stutter."
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she
volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could
become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty, and the Rottweiler
that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it he jumped
over
the fence into our yard!"
"That must've been scarey", said the teacher.
"It sure was", said the little girl.
"My kitty raised his back and went 'Fffff,Fffff, Fffff'...and before he
could
say "F@#$," the Rottweiler ate him!"
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