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Subject: Mastercard Wedding - THIS IS GREAT !!!
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> > You've got to love this guy. Well, maybe.
> >
> > This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
> > University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned
> it.
> > It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
> >
> > After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
> > microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
> for
> > coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He
> > especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his
> new
> > father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
> >
> > As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
> a
> > special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's
> chair,
> > including the wedding party was an envelope.
> >
> > He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
> > envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride
> > having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them
> > weeks
> > earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
> >
> > After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
> > couple
> > of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!" Then he
> turned
> > to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded
> > crowd
> > and said, "I'm outta here."
> >
> > He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
> people
> > would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about
> the
> > affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were
> wrong.
> >
> > His revenge -- making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
> guest
> > wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best
> > man's
> > reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has
> > balls
> > the size of church bells.
> >
> > Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
> this?
> >
> > Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
> > Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion: $3,000.
> > Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500.
> > The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
> > humping the best man: "Priceless."
> > There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
> > MASTERCARD!
> >
> > "Life isn't like a bowl of cherries. It's more like a jar of
> Jalapenos --
> > what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow."
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