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January 17, 2014 at
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First thing if this offends u.... RELAX!!!!!
If Jesus raced sprint cars hed be POSSE wouldnt he ?( Born in Bethlehem). Things most heard at the track if Jesus did race sprint cars. 1 Dang it Jesus drew the pole AGAIN ! 2 Fast time tonight goes to u guessed it Jesus. 3 Wow it was a miraculous pass for the win by Jesus! Help me out here guys. Gotta be some good ones. Once again this is not intended to insult or offend anybody but probably will. If it offends you Dont respond Meatbag says "choices in life are simple. " Stan donnit please feel free to insult most ethnic groups, those that are physically and or mentally challenged as u normally do.Minthess please insert Ford reference and insult some gay people .
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January 17, 2014 at
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Wow... I did not realize POSSE fans drank so early in the day..... 
I tell it like I see it.
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January 17, 2014 at
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January 17, 2014 at
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Posted By: ILSPRINTS on January 17 2014 at 01:00:07 PM
Wow... I did not realize POSSE fans drank so early in the day.....
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Not a posse fan . That's a different thread that can b found elsewhere on here
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January 17, 2014 at
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Posted By: dirt in ur beer on January 17 2014 at 12:49:16 PM
First thing if this offends u.... RELAX!!!!!
If Jesus raced sprint cars hed be POSSE wouldnt he ?( Born in Bethlehem). Things most heard at the track if Jesus did race sprint cars. 1 Dang it Jesus drew the pole AGAIN ! 2 Fast time tonight goes to u guessed it Jesus. 3 Wow it was a miraculous pass for the win by Jesus! Help me out here guys. Gotta be some good ones. Once again this is not intended to insult or offend anybody but probably will. If it offends you Dont respond Meatbag says "choices in life are simple. " Stan donnit please feel free to insult most ethnic groups, those that are physically and or mentally challenged as u normally do.Minthess please insert Ford reference and insult some gay people .
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#4 Ya ya ya we know jesus we heard the story but we think its waaayyy too wet to race !
#5 Im not sure but i think hes cheating , I looked to see what kinda shock he was running on the right rear and he didnt even have one on there !!!!
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January 17, 2014 at
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January 17, 2014 at
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#6 That wraps up his 21st World of Outlaws title!!!!
Bring back Santa Fe, and LaSalle .
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January 17, 2014 at
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Man... he has no trouble in lap traffic he just parts them like the red sea
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January 17, 2014 at
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Would his nickname be "The Preacher"? Oh wait, that ones been taken already.
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January 17, 2014 at
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January 17, 2014 at
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No more teching after the races. Jesus would know if Donny Schatz was running traction control (just kidding).
White car with purple stripes with 'The Teacher" on the wing.
Angels singing when he wins.
12 guys on his pit crew.
No burgers or hot dogs at the concession stands. Fish and bread.
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January 17, 2014 at
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I bet he runs the top-side.
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January 17, 2014 at
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His comeback year after he retired would be his Ressurection Tour.
his number would be 72bc
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January 17, 2014 at
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Obviously someone has a man crush on me... :/
Even if I were gay, I still wouldn't phuck him in the ass... 
Opinions may vary...
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January 17, 2014 at
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Posted By: rolldog on January 17 2014 at 05:27:57 PM
No more teching after the races. Jesus would know if Donny Schatz was running traction control (just kidding).
White car with purple stripes with 'The Teacher" on the wing.
Angels singing when he wins.
12 guys on his pit crew.
No burgers or hot dogs at the concession stands. Fish and bread.
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Would it b an upset if Jesus beat schatz at Knoxville?
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January 18, 2014 at
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Stan Donnit: What the HELL is wrong with you????????
That was disgusting
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January 18, 2014 at
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People would complain about his father buying him the best rides.....
THE WINNER!
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January 18, 2014 at
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Posted By: revjimk on January 18 2014 at 02:47:28 AM
People would complain about his father buying him the best rides.....
THE WINNER!
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Victory lane speech: Id like to thank my dad and of course my mother Mary, and of course theres no way I could've done this without my crew chief St Peter!
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January 18, 2014 at
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Go ask Jesus if we can borrow a new right rear .... he NEVER says no .
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January 18, 2014 at
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January 18, 2014 at
05:29:11 AM by dirt in ur beer
Often heard by posse fans : ya he's gotten lucky the last 12 or 15 times he's been here but we've pretty much dominated him when he comes here!
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January 18, 2014 at
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Posted By: dirt in ur beer on January 17 2014 at 12:49:16 PM
First thing if this offends u.... RELAX!!!!!
If Jesus raced sprint cars hed be POSSE wouldnt he ?( Born in Bethlehem). Things most heard at the track if Jesus did race sprint cars. 1 Dang it Jesus drew the pole AGAIN ! 2 Fast time tonight goes to u guessed it Jesus. 3 Wow it was a miraculous pass for the win by Jesus! Help me out here guys. Gotta be some good ones. Once again this is not intended to insult or offend anybody but probably will. If it offends you Dont respond Meatbag says "choices in life are simple. " Stan donnit please feel free to insult most ethnic groups, those that are physically and or mentally challenged as u normally do.Minthess please insert Ford reference and insult some gay people .
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He could also be from Bethlehem, South Dakota.
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January 18, 2014 at
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Reply to:
Posted By: dirt in ur beer on January 17 2014 at 12:49:16 PM
First thing if this offends u.... RELAX!!!!!
If Jesus raced sprint cars hed be POSSE wouldnt he ?( Born in Bethlehem). Things most heard at the track if Jesus did race sprint cars. 1 Dang it Jesus drew the pole AGAIN ! 2 Fast time tonight goes to u guessed it Jesus. 3 Wow it was a miraculous pass for the win by Jesus! Help me out here guys. Gotta be some good ones. Once again this is not intended to insult or offend anybody but probably will. If it offends you Dont respond Meatbag says "choices in life are simple. " Stan donnit please feel free to insult most ethnic groups, those that are physically and or mentally challenged as u normally do.Minthess please insert Ford reference and insult some gay people .
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He probably probably wouldn't show up on race night. He has a track record of promising to return with great glory then checking out for a couple thousand years and not returning phone calls.
Stan Meissner
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January 18, 2014 at
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Posted By: StanM on January 18 2014 at 09:51:09 AM
He probably probably wouldn't show up on race night. He has a track record of promising to return with great glory then checking out for a couple thousand years and not returning phone calls.
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He does return calls, and here is his number if you would like to contact Him. (JeremiaH 33:3)
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