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This sounds like a decision my wife would make. Thanks E3.
> Surgical Decision............
>
>>> A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The
>>> doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.
>>> Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on
>>> the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and
>>> everything, however, your penis was severed in the accident and we
>>> couldn't find it."
>>>
>>> The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You have $9000 in
>>> insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to
>>> build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's
>>> roughly $1000 an inch."
>>>
>>> The man perks up.
>>>
>>> "So," the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want.
>>> But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years
>>> and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had
>>> a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit
>>> put out. If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only
>>> invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed. It's
>>> important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."
>>>
>>> The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.
>>>
>>> The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your
>>> wife?"
>>>
>>> "Yes I have," says the man.
>>>
>>> "And has she helped you make a decision?"
>>>
>>> "Yes" says the man.
>>>
>>> "What is your decision?" asks the doctor
>>>
>>> "We're getting granite counter tops.
I LEARNED ESP FROM MY MOM
"PUT YOUR SWEATER ON: DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW WHEN
YOU'RE COLD?"
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