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Topic: STOP THE BICKERING...ENJOY SOME HUMOR!
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January 14, 2013 at
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There seems to be no end to the Larson, Swindell, et al haters on here. I'm beginning to believe some just live to post their hatred of their chosen villian. Everyone should relax...sit back...and start thinking about the upcoming racing season. With that in mind...a little humor to help you along!
Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Orillia, Ontario, says the following:
"I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto . I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.
That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy ", and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."
Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called " Iraq o' Ribs." Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret ", with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.
Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop,"Koranal Knowledge ", its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."
All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so their mosque issue would not be a problem for others."
Now, have a nice day!!!
I LEARNED ESP FROM MY MOM
"PUT YOUR SWEATER ON: DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW WHEN
YOU'RE COLD?"
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January 14, 2013 at
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January 14, 2013 at
05:52:32 PM by BIGROB
HERES A LESSON ON MINDING OUR OWN BUSINESS...
The other day i was walking by the phsyciatric hospital and i kept hearing 13 13 13 on the other side of the fence. the fence was made of wood and too tall to see over, and i wanted to no what was going on so i found a small hole and peered through it . the sons of bitches poked me in the eye and started laughing and yelling 14 14 14 ........... ha ha ha ha ..... anyways have a great day
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January 14, 2013 at
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If I were a Muslim, my name would be Kareem Majeans...
Opinions may vary...
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January 14, 2013 at
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U.S. customs officials recently discovered 310 pounds of marijuana hidden in some frozen carrots. That's one way to keep kids away from drugs — put them in vegetables.
Carrots and marijuana — how good will your vision be after THIS combination?
(thanks to Jay Leno for the above!)
I LEARNED ESP FROM MY MOM
"PUT YOUR SWEATER ON: DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW WHEN
YOU'RE COLD?"
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