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NEXT SATURDAY June 30
>
>
> As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
> other than his wife naked, and he must commit suicide if he does. So next
> Saturday at 4 PM, Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out
>of their
> house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
>
> Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
> effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
> their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think
>it's
> okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all
> American women.
>
> Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side
> is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
>
> The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
> and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
>
> God bless America.
>
> It is your patriotic duty to pass this on

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I KNEW we could depend on you to come up with an idea to really defend our country.

We appreciate your efforts as a GREAT AMERICAN.

(Bud particularly likes the idea as it fits his pocketbook)

Thank you from a grateful American. LOL LOL LOL Bud's Bride

Idea = Good

Timing = Bad

Save the participation until Saturday, August 11, 2007 to take place immediatly in front of the Marion County Fairground's Front Gate (aka HWY 14 @ Dingus').

Yup, I like the neighborhood around the Marion Co Fairgrounds much better than my own neighborhood. I do NOT want to see 82 year old Mrs Gomez or the 91 year old lady on the other side of me involved in this anti-terrorist effort.