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June 13, 2007 at
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A warning from Pakistan
This morning, from a cave somewhere in
Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration,
Mohammed Omar, warned the United States
and Canada that if military action against
Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut
off America's and Canada's supply of
convenience store managers.
And if this action does not yield sufficient
results, cab drivers will be next, followed by
Dell and Sprint customer service reps.
It's getting ugly.
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June 13, 2007 at
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Those are all just jobs that "American's won't do" anyway.
Former Owner/President of FAST and Black Swamp Media
Group. Currently just another fan in the stands.
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June 13, 2007 at
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Duane You get me every time! Keep up the good work.
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June 13, 2007 at
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Well at least our hotels will be safe. I take it they don't want them back??
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June 13, 2007 at
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"I need a pack siex and some smokie smokes"
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June 13, 2007 at
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
thats good stuff man.lol.
How much would could a wouldchuck chuck if a
wouldchuck could chuck would
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June 13, 2007 at
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Geez Duane!!!!!!!!! LMFAO
"Just Win Baby" Al Davis Owner of the Oakland Raiders
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June 16, 2007 at
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Reply to:
Posted By: nodust on June 13 2007 at 07:49:00 AM
A warning from Pakistan
This morning, from a cave somewhere in
Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration,
Mohammed Omar, warned the United States
and Canada that if military action against
Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut
off America's and Canada's supply of
convenience store managers.
And if this action does not yield sufficient
results, cab drivers will be next, followed by
Dell and Sprint customer service reps.
It's getting ugly.
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Absolutely classic..........and in no time, half of our Government Immigration workers will be out of a job!
No matter how hard you try.........you can't polish a
terd!!!
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June 16, 2007 at
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Laudy, Laudy, what we gonna do!
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June 16, 2007 at
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Are the Taliban Posse?
Just kidding!!!!
Your best accent- "Free slushee with fill up on pump five"
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June 17, 2007 at
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The Taliban Posse plays second fiddle to the Al-Kida Outlaws in that region, The Al-Kida Outlaws still have no weight rule for their camels and can run wider hoofs on their right rear camel legs. Not to mention there have been allegations of illeagal steriod use by the Al-Kida crew chiefs trying to get every last bit of speed out of their light weight (but fast) camels.
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