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Well it almost sweet corn season again.
We are now taking orders for our famous recycled corn.
We use only the highest quality sifters, colanders and utensils to extract it from the toilet bowl.
We also use only the highest quality toilet bowl sanitizers to ensure fresh off the cob taste.
We also have a patented method to remove the kernel from the fecal matter.
This year we are offering creamed corn also.
Our cream corn is run through the (Break down) process up to eight times to ensure the corn has been properly (chewn) up and broken down for that perfect consistency.
Our cream corn is perfect for scalloped corn dishes or the little ones.
We use only home grown and Grimes sweet corn so the taste is great and price can be kept low.
Please place your orders now! It goes fast.
When you call ask about our new at home corn recycling kit!
You simply place the basket in toilet to catch the precious corn.
Then mail it back to our factory for final processing.
Don't forget our motto "We push extra hard to give you the best"
Call 1-800-EAT-CORN to place your order today!
Enjoy.
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Duane Davis
Laser Engraving
641-751-7777
101 N Center
Marshalltown, Iowa
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