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Getting old in Arizona

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch in Scottsdale, doing
nothing.
One lady turns and asks, 'Do you still get horny?'
The other replies, 'Oh sure I do.'
The first old lady asks, 'What do you do about it?'
The second old lady replies, 'I suck a lifesaver.'
After a few moments, the first old lady asks, 'Who drives you to the beach?'


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Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home in
Phoenix reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers
and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she
could buy for a penny.
The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and
cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for
a penny a piece.
The third old lady remarked, 'I can't hear a word you're saying, but I
remember the guy you're talking about.


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A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Sun Lakes, an Arizona
Adult community. A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the
bench. After a few moments, the woman asks, 'Are you a stranger here?'
He replies, 'I lived here years ago.'
'So, where were you all these years?'
'In prison,' he says.
'Why did they put you in prison?'
He looked at her, and very quietly said, 'I killed my wife.'
'Oh!' said the woman. 'So you're single...?!'

 

Grady

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Thanks for the good laugh I just had!