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April 24, 2007 at
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Something I thought Duane might enjoy with the all of the stuff that he likes to pass along.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then,
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And,
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T=2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
NOW, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G =1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that whileHardwork and Knowledge will get you close, andAttitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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April 24, 2007 at
06:59:07 PM
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Like my buddy used to say, if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. lol
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April 25, 2007 at
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Duane, Do tou know my dad !!! He used to say that.
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