A mother and her 5 yr old son were flying Southwest Airlines from >Kansas > > >City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned >to his > > >mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby >cats, > > >why don't big planes have baby planes?" > > > > > > > > The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask >the > > >stewardess. > > > > > > > > So the boy walks to the galley and asks the stewardess, "If big >dogs have > > >baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby > > >planes?" > > > > > > > > The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" > > > > > > > > The boy said, "Yes, she did...." > > > > > > > > "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes >because > > >Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to > > >you."
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