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nodust
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March 22, 2007 at 10:30:28 AM
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THE REDHEAD

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!

"You know, "he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "










"No, "she replies. . .you just happened to catch my eye."


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sprinter25
March 22, 2007 at 01:21:56 PM
Joined: 11/30/2004
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Argh!


Chuck.....

KOP
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March 22, 2007 at 01:47:33 PM
Joined: 12/01/2004
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Duane

You have wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much time on your hands! wink




nodust
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March 22, 2007 at 03:15:04 PM
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just a cut and paste from out 4 eyed photo man


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hurricanefan
March 23, 2007 at 01:38:30 AM
Joined: 12/02/2004
Posts: 122
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everyone loves REDHEADS....its cuse we are blondes who havent had the fire fu**ed out of us yet



sprintcarfanatic
March 23, 2007 at 07:28:37 AM
Joined: 11/30/2004
Posts: 1065
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DAYYYYYUUUUMMMMMMM !!!!




brian26
March 23, 2007 at 07:38:12 AM
Joined: 12/03/2006
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Somebody call a fireman? I'm a volunteer.






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