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A Canadian walks into a bar in rural Alabama and orders a glass of wine. All
the rednecks stop talking and eye him suspiciously.
The bartender finally says, "Ya'll ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What the hell's a taxidermist? You drive
a taxi?"
"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. You see, I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay, boys! He's one of us!"
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