Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the > Helicopter in front of the White House, he was > Carrying a baby piglet under each arm. > > The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, > Salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir." > > The President replies "These are not pigs these > Are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for > Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of > The House Nancy Pelosi." > > The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, > Salutes, and says, > > "Excellent trade, sir."
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