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October 20, 2008 at
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Duane Davis
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October 20, 2008 at
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Holy crap! Duane you actually made me LOL!!!!!
Rome wasn't built in a day......but they sure didn't
waste any time burning it down!
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October 20, 2008 at
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is that McCain, Obama , and Palin in suits?
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October 20, 2008 at
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Reply to:
Posted By: dirtdevil on October 20 2008 at 06:00:04 PM
is that McCain, Obama , and Palin in suits?
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Thought I recognized those ears.
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October 20, 2008 at
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I think that's probably JMac in second... I doubt you could get Nobama into a white sheet... 
Phil Taylor
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October 20, 2008 at
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A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with
his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to
break something, but the boy continues.
'Johnny!' Mom screams. 'Knock it off.' You're going to break something.
He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping center.
Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the store.
He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it.
Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge, A diarrhea run.
She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.
When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing.
She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor.
The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll
be over shortly to examine everything.
When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets down on his knees
and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and
sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and
poop is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.
'Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?' she asks.
He says, 'I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first
time I've ever actually seen a fart !'
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