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October 09, 2007 at
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When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &
Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable
clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the
thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it
will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read
it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally
tested? and then sanitized ".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,"I am so glad I do
not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &
Johnson."
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Duane Davis
Laser Engraving
641-751-7777
101 N Center
Marshalltown, Iowa
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October 09, 2007 at
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Duano- you really need a job!
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October 09, 2007 at
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Now that his colon has a clean bill of health, he could work for Johnson and Johnson as a quality control asspecture.
WaDo
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October 09, 2007 at
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with my clean colon, the job wouldn't be such a sticking point in the future.
Save your butt, get a colon screening TODAY
For complete line of Sponsor Awards check out
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Duane Davis
Laser Engraving
641-751-7777
101 N Center
Marshalltown, Iowa
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October 09, 2007 at
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BRR told me the only difference between rectal and oral thermometers is the taste.
Save your butt, get a colon screening TODAY
For complete line of Sponsor Awards check out
MarshallTownLaser.com
Duane Davis
Laser Engraving
641-751-7777
101 N Center
Marshalltown, Iowa
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October 09, 2007 at
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OHHHHHH Shit that's funny.
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October 10, 2007 at
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Reply to:
Posted By: nodust on October 09 2007 at 03:45:44 PM
BRR told me the only difference between rectal and oral thermometers is the taste.
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so that explains his mouthfulls of shit! lol!
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