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A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing
like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.
The husband has his lesson first. After the
pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too
hard!"
"Well, what should I do?", asks the man.
"Hold the club gently," the pro replied,
"just like you'd hold your wife's breast."
Taking the advice, he takes a swing, and POW! He hits the ball 250 yards
straight up the fairway. The ecstatic man goes back to his wife with the
good news, and the wife can't wait for her lesson.
The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches her swing and
says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard."
"What can I do?" asks the wife.
"Hold the club gently, just like you'd grab
your husband's penis."
The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a swing, and --- TINK
-- the ball skips down the fairway about 15 feet.
"You know, that was a lot better than I expected," the pro says.
"Now, take the club out of your mouth and hold it in your hands..."
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