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Topic: stolen humor
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nodust
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March 29, 2007 at 12:43:26 PM
Joined: 11/26/2004
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A mother and her 5 yr old son were flying Southwest Airlines from
>Kansas
> > >City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned
>to his
> > >mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby
>cats,
> > >why don't big planes have baby planes?"
> > > >
> > > > The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask
>the
> > >stewardess.
> > > >
> > > > So the boy walks to the galley and asks the stewardess, "If big
>dogs have
> > >baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby
> > >planes?"
> > > >
> > > > The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
> > > >
> > > > The boy said, "Yes, she did...."
> > > >
> > > > "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes
>because
> > >Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to
> > >you."


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cheroger
March 29, 2007 at 01:34:53 PM
Joined: 11/30/2004
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Funny,....I sure wish the stewardesses still wore them short-shorts.



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