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Topic: drinking with a redneck girl
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crewchief47
March 28, 2007 at 10:05:50 PM
Joined: 12/01/2004
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Drinking with a Redneck Girl

A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.


When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
"In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the
same one twice."


The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that
we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it
in one draft, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and
shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on
the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so
many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with
the same ones twice."



gdude
March 29, 2007 at 05:44:26 AM
Joined: 11/30/2004
Posts: 346
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I like it.


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March 29, 2007 at 06:29:11 AM
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Gotta luv that one!


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