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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish..............................49.
Adventurous.........................Slept with everyone.
Athletic............................o breasts.
Average looking.....................Moooo.
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure..................On medication.
Feminist............................Fat.
Free Spirit.........................Junkie.
Friendship first....................Former Slut.
New-Age.............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Open-minded.........................Desperate.
Outgoing............................Loud and embarrassing.
Professional........................Bitch.
Voluptuous..........................Very fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely fat.
Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Yes.................................No
No..................................Yes
Maybe...............................No
We need.............................I want
I am sorry..........................You'll be sorry
We need to talk.....................You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead......................You better not
Do what you want....................You will pay for this later
I am not upset......................Of course, I am upset, you moron!
You're attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
I am hungry..............................I am hungry
I am sleepy..............................I am sleepy
I am tired...............................I am tired
Nice dress...............................Nice cleavage!
I love you...............................Let's have sex now
I am bored...............................Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance?...................I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime?.................I'd like to have sex with you.
Do you want to go to a movie?............I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner?............I'd like to have sex with you.
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit.....I'm gay
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