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March 15, 2018 at
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Posted By: 3Five on March 13 2018 at 10:54:25 PM
HOSEHEADS FORUM
Rookie Orientation - Grammar & Usage
“You’re” You are.
“Your” You own it.
“They’re” They are.
“There” A place.
“Their” It belongs to them.
“We’re” We are.
“Were” Past tense of are.
“Where” A place.
“Then” A point in time.
“Than” Facilitates a comparison.
“Two” The number 2.
“To” Indicates movement
“Too” Also. Alternate meaning: excessive (tricky, right?!)
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This is great advice. Honestly I can live with people confusing the "they're, there, their" or the "two, to, too". But punctuation goes a long ways in getting your point across or not looking completely stupid. The general rule of thumb is, if you were saying the words you were typing, put a period where ever you would take a breath.
A quick google search for grammar fails gives me some examples.
"We have 2 hours to kill someone come see us". This could have meant "We have two hours to kill someone. Come see us". Hopefully they meant "We have two hours to kill. Someone come see us".
"Shit a hole in my yoga pants. In the butt. Are they still wearable?". I'm not sure you could take this any other way but hopefully she meant "Shit. A hole in my yoga pants. In the butt. Are they still wearable?".
"Watching lil sis shower then family guy marathon" This could be taken as "Watching lil sis shower. Then family guy marathon." Hopefully he meant "Watching lil sis. Then shower. Then family guy marathon."
The funniest, or most disturbing one I saw was "at the hospital n my grandpa is still sick n i have to watch him f*cking a man." This could be taken as "At the hospital and my grandpa is still sick. And I have to watch him f*cking a man". I hope he meant "At the hospital. Grandpa is still sick and I have to watch him. F*cking "A" man". Though he probably didn't mean it as bad as it sounded, it's unfortunate that watching his sick grandpa is such a terrible thing for him.
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March 16, 2018 at
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Posted By: hardon on March 15 2018 at 11:46:39 PM
This is great advice. Honestly I can live with people confusing the "they're, there, their" or the "two, to, too". But punctuation goes a long ways in getting your point across or not looking completely stupid. The general rule of thumb is, if you were saying the words you were typing, put a period where ever you would take a breath.
A quick google search for grammar fails gives me some examples.
"We have 2 hours to kill someone come see us". This could have meant "We have two hours to kill someone. Come see us". Hopefully they meant "We have two hours to kill. Someone come see us".
"Shit a hole in my yoga pants. In the butt. Are they still wearable?". I'm not sure you could take this any other way but hopefully she meant "Shit. A hole in my yoga pants. In the butt. Are they still wearable?".
"Watching lil sis shower then family guy marathon" This could be taken as "Watching lil sis shower. Then family guy marathon." Hopefully he meant "Watching lil sis. Then shower. Then family guy marathon."
The funniest, or most disturbing one I saw was "at the hospital n my grandpa is still sick n i have to watch him f*cking a man." This could be taken as "At the hospital and my grandpa is still sick. And I have to watch him f*cking a man". I hope he meant "At the hospital. Grandpa is still sick and I have to watch him. F*cking "A" man". Though he probably didn't mean it as bad as it sounded, it's unfortunate that watching his sick grandpa is such a terrible thing for him.
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This is hilarious hardon! I laughed so hard, I cried.
This dirtlover guy is a wingnut. He gets off on this kind of stuff. What an idiot! He will be eating his words one of these days. Sheldon has talent.
You can tell an ass... but, you can't tell 'em much
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March 17, 2018 at
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Posted By: SprintFanMan on March 16 2018 at 09:43:02 AM
This is hilarious hardon! I laughed so hard, I cried.
This dirtlover guy is a wingnut. He gets off on this kind of stuff. What an idiot! He will be eating his words one of these days. Sheldon has talent.
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This 'dirtlover' guy somewhat reminds me of how Strangewings used to be. He used to rip the IRA hard but looking back, a lot of what he said (strange) had some truth to it. Dirtlover is just a jack hammer all the way around. I liked watching Sheldon run the few times I've seen him. The kid has talent so for dirtlover to say what he says after so few races, he is just an asshat
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March 17, 2018 at
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And what have you accomplished in a race car? Bleecher creature at his best.
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March 25, 2018 at
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Hahaha
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March 25, 2018 at
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Let's get this back on page #1
Hahaha
Hahaha
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March 25, 2018 at
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There we go dirtlover. Right up top where it belongs. Heck at this rate it'll be no thang to keep this post on the front page baby.
Hahaha
HHahaha
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March 25, 2018 at
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I can't believe nobody mentioned Sheldon crashing his way to his third lucky WoO win at Bakersfield last night. Holy crap how lucky can this talentless hack of a driver get? He gets to basically start up front as the WoO brass make sure he gets the coveted 9th starting spot. I get so sick of every 410 race getting won from the 5th row.......yawn! I mean, who couldn't do what he's done this year so far, except for every other 410 driver on the planet (besides that Shots slouch). At the end of the day this Crashingshield kid proves race after race that he has no business being on the road. Hang it up Sheldon, obviously you have no future in 410 racing.
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March 26, 2018 at
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With only 3 wins, the same as Sheldon, I guess this means that Schatz is an allstar at best.
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March 26, 2018 at
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^^^^^^^^ LMAO.... Two excellent posts by Ryan and Don't Know!
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March 26, 2018 at
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I think you guys are missing the big picture here. The fact that someone as slow as Haudenschield has the same number of wins so far this year as Schatz and only trails him by a few points can only mean one thing. Donny Schatz is washed up.
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March 26, 2018 at
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Posted By: Murphy on March 26 2018 at 08:15:13 AM
I think you guys are missing the big picture here. The fact that someone as slow as Haudenschield has the same number of wins so far this year as Schatz and only trails him by a few points can only mean one thing. Donny Schatz is washed up.
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The 15 will be running weekly PA shows in no time. #hasbeen
All kidding aside I am happy to see the Swank and Sheldon are clicking right off the bat! It's amazing to see the difference a year makes. On the #OpenRed podcast Tyler said straight up they knew they were going to be a step behind due to the lack of preperation for the 2017 season. They sure got their shit together in the offseason and hit the ground running in 2018! I am excited to see if these guys can keep their consistnacy while points racing for 2018.
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March 26, 2018 at
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Posted By: hardon on March 15 2018 at 11:46:39 PM
This is great advice. Honestly I can live with people confusing the "they're, there, their" or the "two, to, too". But punctuation goes a long ways in getting your point across or not looking completely stupid. The general rule of thumb is, if you were saying the words you were typing, put a period where ever you would take a breath.
A quick google search for grammar fails gives me some examples.
"We have 2 hours to kill someone come see us". This could have meant "We have two hours to kill someone. Come see us". Hopefully they meant "We have two hours to kill. Someone come see us".
"Shit a hole in my yoga pants. In the butt. Are they still wearable?". I'm not sure you could take this any other way but hopefully she meant "Shit. A hole in my yoga pants. In the butt. Are they still wearable?".
"Watching lil sis shower then family guy marathon" This could be taken as "Watching lil sis shower. Then family guy marathon." Hopefully he meant "Watching lil sis. Then shower. Then family guy marathon."
The funniest, or most disturbing one I saw was "at the hospital n my grandpa is still sick n i have to watch him f*cking a man." This could be taken as "At the hospital and my grandpa is still sick. And I have to watch him f*cking a man". I hope he meant "At the hospital. Grandpa is still sick and I have to watch him. F*cking "A" man". Though he probably didn't mean it as bad as it sounded, it's unfortunate that watching his sick grandpa is such a terrible thing for him.
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Another example:
Let's eat grandma
Let's eat, grandma
One of these 2 will land you in prison for life
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March 26, 2018 at
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i very rarely post, looks like most on this forum like sheldon, as well as his dad, they`re both fun to watch, is`nt that why we go to the race`s? this guy posts his dis-likes of the hauds, and he`s got 4 pages of you guys defending sheldon, and jack, next time he posts, just dont reply, problem solved! lets just enjoy the races, and appreciate the drivers putting their life on the line everytime they strap in!
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March 26, 2018 at
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Posted By: jknxville on March 26 2018 at 11:37:25 AM
i very rarely post, looks like most on this forum like sheldon, as well as his dad, they`re both fun to watch, is`nt that why we go to the race`s? this guy posts his dis-likes of the hauds, and he`s got 4 pages of you guys defending sheldon, and jack, next time he posts, just dont reply, problem solved! lets just enjoy the races, and appreciate the drivers putting their life on the line everytime they strap in!
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Sorry but this is fun, I could care less if we give him 4 pages of proof that he is full of shit. He obviously has a personal problem with the Hauds, maybe ol Jac had a go with his Mom back in the day, who knows! All I know is Sheldon earned the ride in the 17 and his results have proved he deserved it. He may go the rest of the season without a win, or top 5, or even a top 10, but I highly doubt it. Again, it's not that everyone is a Sheldon fan, it's the fact that dirtlover is straight up saying the kid has no talent, BAHAHAHAHA, no talent! Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder can see that he has talent, if he continues to hone that talent he may be one of the best from this era, time will tell.
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March 26, 2018 at
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Posted By: DONT KNOW DONT CARE on March 26 2018 at 12:36:39 PM
Sorry but this is fun, I could care less if we give him 4 pages of proof that he is full of shit. He obviously has a personal problem with the Hauds, maybe ol Jac had a go with his Mom back in the day, who knows! All I know is Sheldon earned the ride in the 17 and his results have proved he deserved it. He may go the rest of the season without a win, or top 5, or even a top 10, but I highly doubt it. Again, it's not that everyone is a Sheldon fan, it's the fact that dirtlover is straight up saying the kid has no talent, BAHAHAHAHA, no talent! Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder can see that he has talent, if he continues to hone that talent he may be one of the best from this era, time will tell.
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Yep. I like to stick it to dirtlover but it mostly stems from how happy I am for Swank and Sheldon. They're gonna win 10+ races this year and I couldn't be happier for those guys.
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March 27, 2018 at
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OK, so how many wins do we all think Sheldon will get this season?
I'm gonna go conservative with 8....
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March 27, 2018 at
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Just looked and he is 2nd in WoO points and has 3 wins and is tied with Schatz so far on wins total. Yeah he is garbage, lol. Its a long season and its early yet but so far it looks like the Haud kid is the only one challenging Schatz.
I am sure the next time the kid stacks it up dirtlove will be back to blow off the mouth.
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March 27, 2018 at
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Posted By: revjimk on March 27 2018 at 01:09:36 AM
OK, so how many wins do we all think Sheldon will get this season?
I'm gonna go conservative with 8....
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OK, I'll stick my neck out on this one and predict that Sheldon is this year's Gravel. I'm saying 15+
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March 27, 2018 at
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Posted By: Dryslick Willie on March 27 2018 at 05:00:44 AM
OK, I'll stick my neck out on this one and predict that Sheldon is this year's Gravel. I'm saying 15+
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Well you know, if it hadn't been for the 7 rain-outs so far, Sheldon could have had 10 wins already and Donny could have gotten discouraged, sold everyhing and bought a B-Mod or gone on the celebrity talk show circuit. ( I know, but it could have happened.)
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