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May 04, 2007 at
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@ PRISON you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK you spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office
@ PRISON you get three meals a day fully paid for
@ WORK you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
@ PRISON you get time off for good behavior
@ WORK you get more work for good behavior
@ PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
@ PRISON you can watch TV and play games
@ WORK you could get fired for watching TV and playing games
@ PRISON you get your own toilet
@ WORK you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
@ PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK you aren't even supposed to speak to your family
@ PRISON all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ WORK you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK they are called managers
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!
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May 04, 2007 at
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when do you get out?
Lincoln 1845 ft/.35 mile T1=118MPH
Eldora 2287 ft/.43mile T3=135MPH
Port 2716 ft/.51 mile T3=TBD
Grove 2792 ft/.53 mile T3=135MPH
Selinsgrove 2847 ft/.54 mile T1=136MPH
"I didn't move to PA from El Paso in search of better
weather." Van May
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May 04, 2007 at
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Reply to:
Posted By: BigRightRear on May 04 2007 at 02:10:57 PM
when do you get out?
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soon
Save your butt, get a colon screening TODAY
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Duane Davis
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101 N Center
Marshalltown, Iowa
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May 04, 2007 at
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I've been to prison and it's not a place I would choose under any conditions. Actually I worked on a new prison project and witnessed first hand the installation and operations of the security systems that are required in todays modern prisons. It is extremely high tech and effective. The one thing that really got my attention was the camera placements and the surveillance monitoring stations. There is not one place or area inside a modern maximum security prison that isn't monitored including urinals, crappers and showers and every cell block. Someone can see every move that everyone including the correctional officers make, 24/7. After witnessing this, I don't even fudge on my taxes anymore.
WaDo
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May 05, 2007 at
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I thought this was a Paris Hilton thread and she chose Prison!
MB
Rome wasn't built in a day......but they sure didn't
waste any time burning it down!
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May 06, 2007 at
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In prison, your orange attire is free, but uncomfortable...
But when your time is done, you can buy your own comfortable orange 100% cotton Tony Stewart shirt and be happy.
Fenders are like vacuums... they both suck.
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May 07, 2007 at
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Reply to:
Posted By: nodust on May 04 2007 at 01:20:29 PM
@ PRISON you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK you spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office
@ PRISON you get three meals a day fully paid for
@ WORK you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
@ PRISON you get time off for good behavior
@ WORK you get more work for good behavior
@ PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
@ PRISON you can watch TV and play games
@ WORK you could get fired for watching TV and playing games
@ PRISON you get your own toilet
@ WORK you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
@ PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK you aren't even supposed to speak to your family
@ PRISON all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ WORK you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK they are called managers
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!
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@ Prison
Watch your back and don't bend over to pick anything up.
@ Work
Watch your back and don't bend over to pick anything up.
Tie!!!
Stan Meissner
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