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nodust
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May 04, 2007 at 01:20:29 PM
Joined: 11/26/2004
Posts: 3334
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@ PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK
you spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office


@ PRISON
you get three meals a day fully paid for

@ WORK
you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it


@ PRISON
you get time off for good behavior

@ WORK
you get more work for good behavior


@ PRISON
the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK
you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself


@ PRISON
you can watch TV and play games

@ WORK
you could get fired for watching TV and playing games


@ PRISON
you get your own toilet

@ WORK
you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat


@ PRISON
they allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK
you aren't even supposed to speak
to your family


@ PRISON
all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

@ WORK
you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners


@ PRISON
you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ WORK
you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK
they are called managers

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!


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BigRightRear
May 04, 2007 at 02:10:57 PM
Joined: 11/27/2004
Posts: 3751
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when do you get out?


Lincoln 1845 ft/.35 mile T1=118MPH 
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nodust
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May 04, 2007 at 02:48:35 PM
Joined: 11/26/2004
Posts: 3334
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Reply to:
Posted By: BigRightRear on May 04 2007 at 02:10:57 PM

when do you get out?



soon


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641-751-7777
101 N Center
Marshalltown, Iowa 


cheroger
May 04, 2007 at 04:27:53 PM
Joined: 11/30/2004
Posts: 1033
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I've been to prison and it's not a place I would choose under any conditions. Actually I worked on a new prison project and witnessed first hand the installation and operations of the security systems that are required in todays modern prisons. It is extremely high tech and effective. The one thing that really got my attention was the camera placements and the surveillance monitoring stations. There is not one place or area inside a modern maximum security prison that isn't monitored including urinals, crappers and showers and every cell block. Someone can see every move that everyone including the correctional officers make, 24/7. After witnessing this, I don't even fudge on my taxes anymore.

WaDo



mbmotorspt
May 05, 2007 at 11:07:27 AM
Joined: 12/09/2004
Posts: 339
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I thought this was a Paris Hilton thread and she chose Prison!

 

MB


Rome wasn't built in a day......but they sure didn't
waste any time burning it down!

racinrebel
May 06, 2007 at 11:34:19 PM
Joined: 10/30/2005
Posts: 498
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In prison, your orange attire is free, but uncomfortable...

But when your time is done, you can buy your own comfortable orange 100% cotton Tony Stewart shirt and be happy.

 

 

 


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StanM
MyResults MyPressRelease
May 07, 2007 at 07:43:54 PM
Joined: 11/07/2006
Posts: 5703
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Reply to:
Posted By: nodust on May 04 2007 at 01:20:29 PM

@ PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK
you spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office


@ PRISON
you get three meals a day fully paid for

@ WORK
you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it


@ PRISON
you get time off for good behavior

@ WORK
you get more work for good behavior


@ PRISON
the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK
you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself


@ PRISON
you can watch TV and play games

@ WORK
you could get fired for watching TV and playing games


@ PRISON
you get your own toilet

@ WORK
you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat


@ PRISON
they allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK
you aren't even supposed to speak
to your family


@ PRISON
all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

@ WORK
you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners


@ PRISON
you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ WORK
you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK
they are called managers

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!



@ Prison

Watch your back and don't bend over to pick anything up.

@ Work

Watch your back and don't bend over to pick anything up.


Tie!!!


Stan Meissner



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