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June 27, 2010 at
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Let me preface this by saying that I consider myself a redneck hillbilly.I have lived in the country,15 miles from a "town" all my 52 years so I don't mean this maliciously.
I was sitting in the stands last night at CCS for the MSRA race north of Van Buren,kinda in the sticks but not too far from THE sticks.This guy comes up the stands with his COON dog.When I seen this I just had to laugh.That was something that you just don't think about until you see it.As soon as I seen this a few questions just popped into my mind.Did he have to pay to get him in?If he did was it in doggie years or human years?I'm sure he was older than 1 so if it was human years he would have had to pay.
Next shouldn't he have put ear plugs in his ears?I can just hear him now,you know since we went to that race the other night when I call him he won't come!  By buddie next to me said he may be a seeing eye dog,at the races.lol
Goes without saying...You might be a redneck if you take your coon dog to a dirt track with you.
God made dirt,man made asphalt.
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June 27, 2010 at
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Posted By: sozo on June 27 2010 at 03:59:23 PM
Let me preface this by saying that I consider myself a redneck hillbilly.I have lived in the country,15 miles from a "town" all my 52 years so I don't mean this maliciously.
I was sitting in the stands last night at CCS for the MSRA race north of Van Buren,kinda in the sticks but not too far from THE sticks.This guy comes up the stands with his COON dog.When I seen this I just had to laugh.That was something that you just don't think about until you see it.As soon as I seen this a few questions just popped into my mind.Did he have to pay to get him in?If he did was it in doggie years or human years?I'm sure he was older than 1 so if it was human years he would have had to pay.
Next shouldn't he have put ear plugs in his ears?I can just hear him now,you know since we went to that race the other night when I call him he won't come! By buddie next to me said he may be a seeing eye dog,at the races.lol
Goes without saying...You might be a redneck if you take your coon dog to a dirt track with you.
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Lol where else than Arkansas. Just joking with you Sozo lol
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands
in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he
stands at times of challenge and controversy."
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Erich Petersen
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June 27, 2010 at
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Posted By: catpuppy on June 27 2010 at 04:19:55 PM
Lol where else than Arkansas. Just joking with you Sozo lol
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LOL Hey man I DON"T live in Arkieland! Thank God.Us Okie rednecks are more "refinded".LOL
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