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May 19, 2009 at
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A strong "RUMOR" circulating the upper dakotas was that Bigshow was spotted in the tire store looking for some beanbag softener. After that he flew to Birmingham Alabama to see Dr. James Andrews about his Bicep tendon and whether it would require Surgury. Dr. Andrews told him to seek out a great personal trainer to assist him with his potential comeback to the tournament tour in 2010, so he hired Greg Anderson. After a couple of workouts he was told his bags smelled funny and were sent off to the Department of Agriculture for further inspection. He assured them he only used the cream and clear on the backs to lessen the friction....not to cheat.
When asked about the potential comeback, he replied, hell yes I'm coming back to claim a title I won several
years back and has somehow been diminished over the years by a run of lucky players players from that Cornshucker
State. A trip back to the Coveted Chili Bowl to rightly reclaim my throne. Sounds about right to me. Everyone best start training now cause once I get the right setup with the bag softener I will be hard to beat. Look out in January, unless it conflicts with the "Quest for 7 Trophy's" for the mighty Pittsburgh Steelers.
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May 20, 2009 at
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Posted By: bigshow on May 19 2009 at 03:04:05 PM
A strong "RUMOR" circulating the upper dakotas was that Bigshow was spotted in the tire store looking for some beanbag softener. After that he flew to Birmingham Alabama to see Dr. James Andrews about his Bicep tendon and whether it would require Surgury. Dr. Andrews told him to seek out a great personal trainer to assist him with his potential comeback to the tournament tour in 2010, so he hired Greg Anderson. After a couple of workouts he was told his bags smelled funny and were sent off to the Department of Agriculture for further inspection. He assured them he only used the cream and clear on the backs to lessen the friction....not to cheat.
When asked about the potential comeback, he replied, hell yes I'm coming back to claim a title I won several
years back and has somehow been diminished over the years by a run of lucky players players from that Cornshucker
State. A trip back to the Coveted Chili Bowl to rightly reclaim my throne. Sounds about right to me. Everyone best start training now cause once I get the right setup with the bag softener I will be hard to beat. Look out in January, unless it conflicts with the "Quest for 7 Trophy's" for the mighty Pittsburgh Steelers.
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May 20, 2009 at
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ESPN's Ed Werder has confirmed that the AP report is just a RUMOR at this time. After checking with the home office, Werder confirmed that no tickets to the event have been purchased, under the moniker of "Bigshow", as of this time. Sources at the home office, speaking under the condition of anonymity, were quoted as saying, "Seeing is believing".
Sweeton
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May 20, 2009 at
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A unnamed source close to the situation is reporting that Bigshow's no good Brother in Law in Tulsa has confirmed tickets for Saturday Night so the Hot Rumor circulating the upper midwest might actually hold some water. The unnamed source also commented on Bigshow's physical appearance stating simply "He looks good to go". Be Scared, Be very Scared....................
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May 20, 2009 at
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My money is on the bigshow!
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May 21, 2009 at
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YEAH!!!!!! That's the best news I've heard all day!!!!!!!! Bout damn time you get your ass back to the Bowl!!!!!!! You started this whole tournament....I've just been running it. YEAH!!!!!
Sweeton, are you going to roll out of bed on time this year???????
With the passing of Duane Davis (NoDust) we are going to have to find another source for trophies. I'm going to miss his humor on the loser plaques...
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