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April 23, 2008 at
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> Financial Planning
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> If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
> be worth $49.00.
> With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.
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> With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
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> If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
> $49.00 left.
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> If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
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> But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
> the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.00.
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> Based on the above, the best current investment advise is to drink heavily
> and recycle.
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> This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
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April 23, 2008 at
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With the crap I am going through, if somebody would help supply the beer and give me a safe place to stay so I wouldn't have to drive, I would take that advice. And I don't even drink that much.
David Smith Jr.
www.oklahomatidbits.com
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April 23, 2008 at
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But if you would have bought Ford stock a year ago you wouldn't have anything left to make 50 percent on
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April 23, 2008 at
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Posted By: Sprint50 on April 23 2008 at 06:38:49 PM
But if you would have bought Ford stock a year ago you wouldn't have anything left to make 50 percent on
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ROFLMAO! (Rolling on floor laughing my ass off!)
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April 24, 2008 at
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Posted By: Sprint50 on April 23 2008 at 06:38:49 PM
But if you would have bought Ford stock a year ago you wouldn't have anything left to make 50 percent on
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lol.
funny post david jones
How much would could a wouldchuck chuck if a
wouldchuck could chuck would
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April 24, 2008 at
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NO, if you were my wife then you would know what "Like a rock" really means!
David Smith Jr.
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April 24, 2008 at
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Your right a true GM Union man. and that is why I put in my 30 years and retired and don't have any GM or Ford stock
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April 24, 2008 at
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There's always the Racer's Retirement Plan, more commonly known as POWERBALL.....I remember a few years ago a late model drive in California hit the state lottery for about $11 million. He went racing and was broke in just a few years. He may have gone broke fast, but unfortunately, he didn't even go fast going broke! 
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April 26, 2008 at
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Thanks JD I am proud of working for GM for more than 30 years and to be able to retire at a young age. Afterall GM is what brought me to Oklahoma.
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May 03, 2009 at
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Hey David, you should'a gave this to Cole to give to his financial advisor yesterday.
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