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nodust
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February 11, 2008 at 07:52:42 PM
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This message was edited on February 11, 2008 at 09:03:44 PM by nodust

 

 

 

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.....

 

The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!

 

 

That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.....

 

 

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....

 

 

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ...

Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military....

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....

 

 

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... .

 

 

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. ..

 

 

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

Problem solved.....


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farnam
February 11, 2008 at 08:27:20 PM
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Direct from George Carlin

HOW TO SPOT A FAKE
Here's a rule of thumb, folks: Nothing you see on the Internet is mine unless it came from one of my albums, books, HBO shows, or appeared on my website. If you see something with my name on it, and you really need to find out if it's mine, post a question on my bulletin board . But only if it's really important to you; don't fuck around with me for a lark.



wawrd1
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February 11, 2008 at 08:49:20 PM
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Snopes.com says ...... false....... this quote is not penned by Carlin and was circulating on the internet 6 months before it was attributed to Carlin. While Carlin does not specifically disclaim authorship, Snopes does give other reasons why this piece couldn't have been written by him.

Other than that, this is a great piece and I enjoyed it very much.

Mike Brown




brian26
February 11, 2008 at 09:07:08 PM
Joined: 12/03/2006
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You want to tax us Mexicans? You know how much a set of 22+" wheels cost?!!!!!!

 

 

 

Yes I am part Mexican, and i approve of this humorous tongue in cheek message.






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