Dolce & Gabbana slip dress, Outdoor Voices leggings, Manolo Blahnik heels, Roxanne Assoulin?chokers and Agmes bracelets

Do you have a sheer dress? Its okay if you dont, you can at the very least steal a slip from someone Isabel Marant Sale you know or pull one out a garment you already own. Then, wear it with a pair of leggings underneath and some heels. If you like and take this suggestion, I only hope that to repay me for the favor, you stop drop and bicycle when the cake cutting starts.

Exhibit B: Late for Work But Eager to Get There

Protagonist shirt, No. 21 striped sweater, Outdoor Voices leggings, Rachel Comey socks, Manolo Blahnik?mules, jewelry by Aurélie Bidermann

This look is really important to me because for whatever reason, it keeps reminding me of what my dad looked like when he would get home from work and take off his pants knee socks and shoes still artfully in place. I encourage you to challenge the boundaries of your workplaces dress code and make a case for The New 9-5 Pant.

Exhibit C: If Youre Going Dancing, Im Coming

Chanel jacket, Walk of Shame tank top, Outdoor Voices leggings, Miu Miu sandals

And also, Im going to be the most comfortable disco ball on the g-dang dance floor because Im wearing activewear. Though I am getting hot while performing my sprinkler. Im also taking off my jacket to reveal a pink silk tank, looking slightly as though I think I am a board game princess. I assure you, young buck, that I will save myself from the burning castle. Probably with, you know, my sprinkler.

Photos by Krista Isabel Marant Shoes Anna Lewis.